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So yesterday, I was thinking about how much I love Eggs Benedict, and wondering why I have never tried to enjoy it in the comfort of my own home. Then it hit me: I have no idea how to poach an egg. I consulted Google and the first thing that caught my eye was the eggs-cellent How to Poach an Egg guide by Rob Manuel. (Side note: I am indebted to Rob for his research and eggs-periments. I too value results over choices. 2 minute boil in saran wrap takes the prize. Thanks Rob!)

After screwing around on his site for a good 30 minutes, I found this little gem he made last year. It’s a great song and an even more impressive stop-motion video starring a whole family of anthropomorphised pint glasses. You’ll be singing along by the end of the video!

Also, head over to William Brand’s Beer Newsletter for a great video of a bar in Belgium made entirely out of beer crates.

The Session: Introducing the Thirsty Hopster

The Thirsty Hopster enjoying a Deschutes Obsidian Stout

When I first met Jessica, I had no idea that I had just met every beer geek’s dream girl. Smart, beautiful, and a virtual walking beer encyclopedia.

It was July 17th, 2007, and I was on the tail end of my Great Northwest Beer Adventure. After a month of busing, thumbing, and train-ing all the way up to Vancouver, I was on the last leg of my trip, staying in San Francisco’s Presidio with my buddy Spencer.

Spencer at the Toronado

That afternoon, we had visited Magnolia where we thoroughly enjoyed the Blue Boy Bitter, the Lazy Boy IPA, the Prescription Pale, and their cask wheat beer (well, maybe we didn’t enjoy the cask wheat beer that much). It was still pretty early in the afternoon, and we had several more bars to hit, so we hopped on the bus and made our way down to the Toronado, a world renowned beer bar I had not yet visited.

It goes without saying that Toronado was everything I expected and more. The lovely Jennifer (aka Princess) recommended the Brother David’s Double, followed by some Old Foghorn on draft. As you can imagine, by this point we were on our way to getting absolutely snockered.

The Thirsty Hopster(By the way, thanks to Stonch for hosting this month’s Session!).

It was time to journey on, so we left Toronado to find our next bar. We made it all of about 10 feet before we decided we needed to take a hot dog break at the sausage shop next door, and it was there while waiting for my weiner I met Jessica.

“Did you guys just come from Toronado? I love that place. Proximity to Toronado was an important factor when I was looking for an apartment.”

Love at first sight?

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Doppelbock Session: Ayinger Celebrator

Friday Beer BloggingLet me be the first second to admit it: I’ve fallen off the beer blogging bandwagon. I’ve been missing Session deadlines left and right. Heck, the last time I participated was way back in August. Why the lack of posts?

I guess I had just gotten a bit bored with my pedestrian style of reviewing beers. After all, beer is one of my greatest passions. Can you really define your passion by deconstructing it and judging its value by assigning a grade based on a 50 point scale?

Jesus, what was I thinking?

Ayinger CelebratorTalk about taking all the fun out of something. So from here on out, I plan to leave all the heavy duty classification and grading to the fine folks at Beer Advocate and Rate Beer.

Thanks to friends and other assorted beer bloggers, I’ve been reminded not to neglect the most important source of creativity, the Muse. You can’t take the time to write about every half-decent beer that enters your glass, you’ve gotta wait for the one that makes you want to go out and buy it by the case. You’ve gotta find a beer that makes you rush to your computer and bang out a loving ode while your glass is still half full. You’ve gotta find the one that makes you phone in sick for work, just so you can spend one or two more hours of half-lucid bliss, snuggled up under the covers, wrapped in their embrace. You need to find the beer that’s so incredible, you can’t think of anything better to name your monthly beer news magazine after. Or for that matter, your beer blog. Hey, meta humor!

Ayinger Celebrator is at the pinnacle of those special beers. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been saving it in your fridge for 6 months, waiting for a special occasion to crack it open. The very occasion of opening an Ayinger Celebrator is special enough on it’s own.

Cracking the cap is enough to start your mouth watering. Dark dark brown beer, almost black, with a sudsy tan head that stays for the duration. Celebrator has a perfectly thin and bready maltiness. It doesn’t hammer you on the head with over-the-top complexity and brilliant flavors bursting left and right, it’s more subtle and refined than that. Balanced and delicate. I’ve only had it by itself, but if I could choose any meal to have accompany it, a great pairing would be braised lamb shanks and mashed potatoes.

I’m curious, have any of the Session writers out there NOT tried Ayinger Celebrator? With this post I am declaring my fervent and undying zealotry for this beer. Much like a Ron Paul supporter standing on a freeway overpass in the rain, waving a hand-stenciled “REVOLUTION 2008″ poster, I want to share this beer with you.

Now let’s go check out some of the doppelbocks that you guys have been drinking.

A special thank you to Wilson at Brewvana for hosting today’s Doppelbock Session.

Fruit Beer Session: Belle Vue Kriek and Unibroue Ephemere

This month’s Session is hosted by Toronto resident Greg Clow of Beer, Beats & Bites. In honour of our neighbours up nourth, I chose to write aboot a couple of fruit beers I tasted last month when I visited Vancoover.

Unibroue Éphemère

[Update: You can purchase this Unibroue glass online at Beer Geek Shop]

On my last night in town, my lovely friend Mauree took me to Stella’s on Commercial Drive, a tapas bar with a great selection of Belgian beers. We snagged a great table on their sidewalk patio and ordered a Leffe Belgian Pale and a glass of Belle Vue Kriek, both of which were on tap. I was enjoying the kriek more than Mauree was, so she ended up holding on to the Leffe most of the time.

RodenbachThe Kriek is a deep red color with not too much head on it. Sweet cherry aroma and a bit of a sour twang, which I just can’t get enough of. Just a few days earlier, my New Belgium buddy and I drank a bunch of Rodenbach at Brouwer’s in Seattle. It was then I figured out I need to try more sour beer.

The kitchen was about to close up, so we put in an order for a pound of Mussels Normande (Granny smith apples, mushrooms, bacon, shallots, apple brandy, cream).

We finished up our first round and decided to go for one of those corked Unibroue bottles. By the time our huge dish of mussels came out, we had decided on the Éphémère Framboise, which turned out to be a great pairing (although the apple Éphémère might have matched better).

Organic RaspberryThe beer definitely had that uniquely Unibroue carbonation to it, but thinner and a bit lighter than your Fin du Mondes or Maudites. Fresh raspberry smell that I was reminded of two days later when I was picking actual raspberries on Conner and Sarah’s farm. Not so sweet that you forget you’re drinking beer, but just fruity enough to compliment the apple-bacony goodness of our mussels. I think raspberry has got to be the best possible fruit to use in beer.

Way to go, Canada, for having Unibroue. And way to go, Vancouver, for your delicious seafood. I need to go back soon.

Stella’s Tap and Tapas Bar
1191 Commercial Drive
Vancouver, BC
604.254.BIER (2437)

I’ve Been a Bad Little Blogger

Laurelwood Organic Red Ale

Well, the initial plan was to keep posting to the ol’ blog in each new town I visited. But alas, I ended up spending more time drinking beer than I spent writing about drinking beer. So I’ve got a lot of catching up to do.
Hell, I still haven’t written up my awesome journey to the St. Arnold’s brewery in Houston, or the night of bloggers and beer at the Library Bar, and these were weeks before I even left on my Cascadia trip.

I also regretfully missed out on this month’s Session aka Beer Blogging Friday, hosted by the guys over at Hop-Talk.

The northwest is pretty overwhelming when it comes to beer. It’s hard to know where to start. So I guess it makes sense to go chronologically.

The train dropped me off in Portland, where I didn’t even come close to hitting all the bars and brewpubs on my list. But I did make a pretty good dent, stopping at the Rogue Pub, the Horse Brass, Lucky Labrador, the New Old Lompoc, Laurelwood, and Belmont Station.

Next I bussed it up to Seattle, where I visited Hale’s Ales and several memorable bars with unmemorable names in Queen Anne, just north of the City Center. My last day in town, I stayed with the Seattle rep for New Belgium, who took me on a sick pub crawl all across town. We started at Georgetown Liquor, a pub on the south side of town with a vegetarian lunch menu and Super Mario Bros. 3, and ended at Brouwer’s, an amazing Belgian bar with about 60 beers on tap, and hundreds of bottles. It was like going on a guided beer tour of Seattle. Fantastic.

From there I tried my luck hitchhiking and made it up to Vancouver just as the sun was setting. Now Canada is not exactly known for having awesome beer. If anything it is known for archaic liquor laws and overpriced cases. But Vancouver has some excellent microbreweries and brewpubs like Granville Island and the Steamworks, both of which I paid a visit.

Coming back across the border, I took a shuttle bus to the Seatac airport, and then caught a local bus that took me to Olympia. The plan for that day was to thumb it down to Skamokawa, Washington to stay on an organic farm with Conner and Sarah, old friends I met when we were studying abroad in Santiago, Chile.

But it got dark before I could make it down there so I rolled out the ol’ sleeping bag on some tall grass in the woods right next to the interstate and waited for morning. I credit Deschutes and a six dollar bottle of Barefoot Merlot with helping me make it through the night. Damn you Kerouac for romanticizing hitchhiking.

Barley and HamptonConner had just bottled some homebrew 13 days earlier, so it was the perfect time to crack open a few bottles when I arrived the next day. It was his first attempt at brewing, and he ended up with a delicious malty amber that tasted more like a brown. Side note: Conner and Sarah have a dog named Barley. What a great dog name!

The next day we went to Eugene, OR for the Oregon Country Fair where there was no beer. But that night we had dinner at Cornucopia, a small restaurant with a huge menu and an impressive beer cooler, as well as 6 or 7 local-ish micros on tap.

After one night in Eugene, it was time to move on for the last leg of my trip, San Francisco. I had meant to grab a beer with Jay of Hedonist Beer Jive while I was in town, but I’ve got loads of old high school friends that live in the bay area and I didn’t even find the time to email him. I know that’s a sorry excuse Jay, but I promise to look you up next time I’m in town. Luckily I had time to hit Magnolia and the Toronado, so no complaints there.

In the coming weeks I plan on recounting some of the great beers of the Pacific Northwest. I also plan on giving Molly and Sage a run for their money by blowing you away with my beer pics. Stay tuned, and thank you for your messages!

Dharma Initiative Bums

Train window

Hopping a coachclass out of Los Angeles at high noon one day in late June of 2007 I found myself watching season one of Lost on DVD next to a 250 lb Brazilian on his way to Seattle. I lay down with my sweatshirt balled up under my head and legs crossed as I recline my seat as far as it will go as we rolled north towards Santa Barbara.

As the train went up through the San Fernando valley, my thoughts went back to my days at UCSB. For a small percentage of the population, college is nothing more than grooming school for upper-class aspiring, non-identity frat brothers who usually find their perfect expression on the outskirts of campus in rows of ratty apartment buildings with beirut tables and couches in each lawn and everyone thinking the same thoughts as they all watch the same girls at the same time every day as they bike down Pardall Road to get to class. Continue reading

Portland AKA Beervana

Today I am leaving to take a fantastically long Amtrak ride up the coast to Portland, to enjoy the city and its beers. For the last few months, I have been jonesing to do some real traveling. And now its time to quit talking about it and actually get out of LA for a little while. Needless to say, I am superstoked.

There’s so much beer related stuff to do in Portland, brewery tours and whatnot, and I know I’m going to want to bike around and discover new bars and beers all day. I’m sure I’ll have plenty of material for the site.

Now I just need to figure out where to go.

When I ran into Hot Knives two weeks ago, they had recently returned from Portland. I told them I am really into a lot of Rogue’s beer (Dead Guy, American Amber, Chipotle Ale), and that if I don’t go to the brewery, I at least need to check out their public house. I asked for their input on where else to go, and they replied almost simultaneously, “Belmont Station.”

Damn straight I need to go to Belmont Station. Have you been to their blog? Speaking of which, I just checked over there right now, and in their last post, they’ve practically mapped out a potential route for me. Done. I have never even heard of Roots or Ninkasi, not to mention Max’s Fanno Creek. But now they are all on my radar.

What else should I keep in mind that is unique to Oregon? Obviously there’s Widmer (meh) and Pyramid (less meh). And then there’s Deschutes. We get Mirror Pond, Black Butte, and the occasional Inversion IPA down here, but I’m sure there’s more flavors to choose from. And I’ll be damned if I don’t try some Hair of the Dog while I’m up there.

Well, gotta go catch my train. Beervana here I come.

Go check out this great post: Portland – Every day is a beer fest.