Just take your beer and get out of here, OK? (Just in case you still haven’t seen it: The Landlord) And now, by popular demand, Pearl Out Takes.

New microbrew restaurant opens up a mile away from my old place in Goleta. Good riddance Camino Real Cafe. (via Brookston Beer Bulletin)

That buttery taste in your beer might be killing popcorn factory workers. Commence mass hysteria, and break out the ol’ Whirley Pop.

Lemon is the only bearable way to drink Widmer. I’d probably spill most of it on the ground, too. On a similar marketing kick, Milwaukee’s Best is (sadly) at its best when it’s shot out of a cannon.

Jay Brooks moves to a new home. I hope I get invited to the housewarming party.

Natalie MacLean makes a big stink.

Hooray Beer! Greatest ad campaign ever?

Wörtwurst returns from a two week absence to little fanfare, but scores big with some beer trades. Hats off to Hedonist Beer Jay and Beer Molly for representing some mighty fine west coast beer.